After what has seemed like an eternity of seeing some pathetic done named "Spencer" and a manufactured specimen named "Heidi" plastered all over the checkout aisles and newsstands and in my favorite porn knockoffs, I finally had enough and googled them today. So, these are people from The Hills? Wow.
I have never watched The Hills. I don't know what it is about...but now I am aware that it is a reality show. Got it. I would see that Heidi on magazines and just figured she was some kind of a pop star or someone that youngsters drool to and get happy pants over in High School Musical. I was wrong. I didn't care enough to guess who the Spencer guy was, but I did and still do believe he appreciates HUMMERS. And tanning.
This just begs the following question: what the hell is the matter with people? People watch this? And not only do people watch it, evidently a lot of people watch this. I don't get it...it genuinely confuses me. However, velcro often puzzles me so that isn't saying much. Having said that, and after now knowing what this Hills show is about and that these two humans somehow escaped the tool shed and made their way into the psyche of people everywhere, I feel like my other blog blog - yes, blog blog - about professional wrestling should be taken down along with an apology from the dumb writer, me. When I watched a clip from The Hills, I actually felt like someone was pinning me down and pouring muck and filth all over my steroid filled body building shell. I seriously had the feeling that I deserved a good ass kicking, just for even giving it 2 minutes of my not-very-valuable time.
Am I the only one who feels this way?
We are getting dumber, lazier and more patheticer.
Off I go...into the snow...Brandon Lee died filming The Crow...the tomboy chick on Facts of Life was Jo.
Love always,
Tyler Britain Kirk I
PS: IT'S CASSEROLE SEASON!!!!
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